Well, you running lapdogs of capitalist hegemony and supporters of the
Satanic United States of America, its time I revealed my evil plan.
It was I the great Kim Jong IL who sent my agents on a mission to divert the
West as I was about to test my missiles. I had heard from a Cockney Maoist
that in the west you "like the birds, cor blimey, Gordon Bennett, not 'alf!
I'd go a fousand miles for a right good looker, me!" so I cunningly had one
of our spy submarines take a ridiculously implausible bird species to a far
flung part of the Western hegemony.
Four weeks later Kim Jung Flung-Dung III (my reliable 2nd cousin - I had the
1st cousins all 'disappeared') called from the Walgett Post Office to say
that they's come up the Murray-Darling all the way to "little ol' BJ",
before becoming stuck in a muddy carp-infested pool. He had left the bird at
the side of the road so that it would be easily spotted.
So it was indeed man-assisted. Go cry over that in your bird books you
decadent revisionist lackeys!
Your peace-loving Sun of the Nation,
Kim
PS I have a rather large surplus of kim-chee currently and would swap on
e-Bay for a relaible missile guidance system.
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