I bet a few of our past & present cricketers could have added a revised
addition to Bond's 'Field Guide to the Birds of the West Indies' too...hahaaa!!
hmmm sorry... go Aussies Oi Oi Oi!!
cheers,
martin cachard,
cairns
> From:
> Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2015 16:28:34 +1100
> To:
> CC:
> Subject: Re: [Birding-Aus] A Knotty situation
>
> And did a pretty good job, too.
>
> Carl Clifford
>
>
>
> > On 2 Jan 2015, at 4:09 pm, Kev Lobotomi <> wrote:
> >
> > James Bond actually wrote The Field Guide to The Birds of The West
> > Indies.-Kevin Bartram
> >
> > > From:
> > > Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2015 16:05:31 +1100
> > > To:
> > > CC:
> > > Subject: Re: [Birding-Aus] A Knotty situation
> > >
> > > That sort of pun always gets past the moderator.
> > >
> > >
> > > On 02/01/2015, at 3:33 PM, Carl Clifford <> wrote:
> > >
> > > > I received this from a friend in the UK. I am passing it on, as I don't
> > > > see why I should suffer alone.
> > > >
> > > > You may not know that Colin had a distinguished career in the
> > > > Intelligence services. One of his contacts was none other than James
> > > > Bond and they met from time to time on a quiet bit of foreshore on The
> > > > Wash to exchange information. On one such occasion, a small group of
> > > > Knots were feeding out on the mud and, as you would expect, Colin told
> > > > Bond what they were, and a little about their ecology and so forth.
> > > > Suddenly, there was an audible "whoosh" as a stooping Peregrine came
> > > > hurtling down ..... The falcon missed its strike, as the waders
> > > > scattered in panic.
> > > > One bird, twisting and turning wildly, passed very close to the two
> > > > men, and as it did so it defecated, leaving a white splurge across
> > > > Colin's anorak.
> > > >
> > > > "Ah," said 007, " shaken Knot's turd!"
> > > >
> > > > Carl Clifford
> > > >
> > > >
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