And did a pretty good job, too.
Carl Clifford
> On 2 Jan 2015, at 4:09 pm, Kev Lobotomi <> wrote:
>
> James Bond actually wrote The Field Guide to The Birds of The West
> Indies.-Kevin Bartram
>
> > From:
> > Date: Fri, 2 Jan 2015 16:05:31 +1100
> > To:
> > CC:
> > Subject: Re: [Birding-Aus] A Knotty situation
> >
> > That sort of pun always gets past the moderator.
> >
> >
> > On 02/01/2015, at 3:33 PM, Carl Clifford <> wrote:
> >
> > > I received this from a friend in the UK. I am passing it on, as I don't
> > > see why I should suffer alone.
> > >
> > > You may not know that Colin had a distinguished career in the
> > > Intelligence services. One of his contacts was none other than James Bond
> > > and they met from time to time on a quiet bit of foreshore on The Wash to
> > > exchange information. On one such occasion, a small group of Knots were
> > > feeding out on the mud and, as you would expect, Colin told Bond what
> > > they were, and a little about their ecology and so forth. Suddenly, there
> > > was an audible "whoosh" as a stooping Peregrine came hurtling down .....
> > > The falcon missed its strike, as the waders scattered in panic.
> > > One bird, twisting and turning wildly, passed very close to the two men,
> > > and as it did so it defecated, leaving a white splurge across Colin's
> > > anorak.
> > >
> > > "Ah," said 007, " shaken Knot's turd!"
> > >
> > > Carl Clifford
> > >
> > >
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