That sort of pun always gets past the moderator.
On 02/01/2015, at 3:33 PM, Carl Clifford <> wrote:
> I received this from a friend in the UK. I am passing it on, as I don't see
> why I should suffer alone.
>
> You may not know that Colin had a distinguished career in the Intelligence
> services. One of his contacts was none other than James Bond and they met
> from time to time on a quiet bit of foreshore on The Wash to exchange
> information. On one such occasion, a small group of Knots were feeding out on
> the mud and, as you would expect, Colin told Bond what they were, and a
> little about their ecology and so forth. Suddenly, there was an audible
> "whoosh" as a stooping Peregrine came hurtling down ..... The falcon missed
> its strike, as the waders scattered in panic.
> One bird, twisting and turning wildly, passed very close to the two men, and
> as it did so it defecated, leaving a white splurge across Colin's anorak.
>
> "Ah," said 007, " shaken Knot's turd!"
>
> Carl Clifford
>
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