I just thought I would change the tone of things as they seem to be
getting a little hot!!!
Can I share this with you all, I thought it was funny, sorry if it
offends anyone, but it is funny :-)
Martyn
>"I hate my job"
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>This might make you feel better!
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>When you have an "I hate my job" day, try this. On your way home from
work,
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>stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
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>rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get
this
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>brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect
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>the phone so you will not be disturbed.
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>Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open
the
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>package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside
table
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>so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature
and
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>read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a
statement,
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>"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally
tested".
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>Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am sooo glad I
do
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>not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."
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>Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse job
than yours.
Martyn
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