Here's a wicked thought. How did it get here ?

["Tony Russell" <>]

Er, er, what's Kim Chee ??

Tony, 



-----Original Message-----
From: Carl Clifford  
Sent: Friday, July 21, 2006 7:20 PM
To: Graham Buchan
Cc: Tony Russell; 'Graham Etherington'; 'Birds'
Subject: Here's a wicked thought. How did it get here
?


Ah Hah,
  This misguided missal is definitely a plot to discredit the Great  
Fatherland of the GHL.How can I tell? Simple..... no Korean has never  
had nor ever will have a surplus of Kimchee.... there can never never  
be too much Kimchee!!! And the thought of trading our Kimchee or any  
other Kim, for a lousy Missile Guidance system, Hah. We don't need  
any, why should we, when we have the much superior GHL system, which  
is proven to be able to reach Burren Junction, perhaps even Dubbo and  
the next model will reach Werribee.
So there you lapping running dogs.
Kim Wel Dun
(the other Kim is Ill)


On 21/07/2006, at 6:55 PM, Graham Buchan wrote:

Well, you running lapdogs of capitalist hegemony and supporters of the
Satanic United States of America, its time I revealed my evil plan.

It was I the great Kim Jong IL who sent my agents on a mission to  
divert the
West as I was about to test my missiles. I had heard from a Cockney  
Maoist
that in the west you "like the birds, cor blimey, Gordon Bennett, not  
'alf!
I'd go a fousand miles for a right good looker, me!" so I cunningly  
had one
of our spy submarines take a ridiculously implausible bird species to  
a far
flung part of the Western hegemony.

Four weeks later Kim Jung Flung-Dung III (my reliable 2nd cousin - I  
had the
1st cousins all 'disappeared') called from the Walgett Post Office to  
say
that they's come up the Murray-Darling all the way to "little ol' BJ",
before becoming stuck in a muddy carp-infested pool. He had left the  
bird at
the side of the road so that it would be easily spotted.

So it was indeed man-assisted. Go cry over that in your bird books you
decadent revisionist lackeys!

Your peace-loving Sun of the Nation,

Kim

PS I have a rather large surplus of kim-chee currently and would swap on
e-Bay for a relaible missile guidance system.