Here's a wicked thought. How did it get here ?

To: Graham Buchan <>
Subject: Here's a wicked thought. How did it get here ?
From: Carl Clifford <>
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 2006 19:50:04 +1000
Ah Hah,
This misguided missal is definitely a plot to discredit the Great Fatherland of the GHL.How can I tell? Simple..... no Korean has never had nor ever will have a surplus of Kimchee.... there can never never be too much Kimchee!!! And the thought of trading our Kimchee or any other Kim, for a lousy Missile Guidance system, Hah. We don't need any, why should we, when we have the much superior GHL system, which is proven to be able to reach Burren Junction, perhaps even Dubbo and the next model will reach Werribee.
So there you lapping running dogs.
Kim Wel Dun
(the other Kim is Ill)

On 21/07/2006, at 6:55 PM, Graham Buchan wrote:

Well, you running lapdogs of capitalist hegemony and supporters of the
Satanic United States of America, its time I revealed my evil plan.

It was I the great Kim Jong IL who sent my agents on a mission to divert the West as I was about to test my missiles. I had heard from a Cockney Maoist that in the west you "like the birds, cor blimey, Gordon Bennett, not 'alf! I'd go a fousand miles for a right good looker, me!" so I cunningly had one of our spy submarines take a ridiculously implausible bird species to a far
flung part of the Western hegemony.

Four weeks later Kim Jung Flung-Dung III (my reliable 2nd cousin - I had the 1st cousins all 'disappeared') called from the Walgett Post Office to say
that they's come up the Murray-Darling all the way to "little ol' BJ",
before becoming stuck in a muddy carp-infested pool. He had left the bird at
the side of the road so that it would be easily spotted.

So it was indeed man-assisted. Go cry over that in your bird books you
decadent revisionist lackeys!

Your peace-loving Sun of the Nation,


PS I have a rather large surplus of kim-chee currently and would swap on
e-Bay for a relaible missile guidance system.

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