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Magpie joke

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Subject: Magpie joke
From: "Philip A. Veerman" <>
Date: Mon, 29 Dec 2003 20:25:07 +1100
I heard this joke on the radio today (Canberra's FM104.7). Sorry I missed who it was telling it. I hope no-one minds it being passed on like this. I don't think it is quite ornithologically accurate. Goes something like this:
 
I am follically challenged. I have a receding hairline. That is OK except that Magpies love to attack people who are follically challenged. I was told that if you get a ice cream tub and paint a happy face on the base and put it upside down on your head, then the Magpies don't attack you. I did it and it works great. Trouble is that no-one said to empty the ice cream out of the tub first. So I have been walking around for a week with ice cream dripping down my back. So although the Magpies don't attack me, it just looks like they are.
 
 
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