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1. Re: Danger in the Wild

Subject: 1. Re: Danger in the Wild
From: "grummyaa" grummyaa
Date: Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:00 am ((PDT))

Love your guyses stories. Here's a semi related story. Sort of dangerous, s=
ort of nature, mostly stupid. Based in Alberta, Canada. not quite as hard c=
ore as some of the exotic places many of you have been but it is considered=
 bear country and we have our share of grizzlies for sure.

Years ago now driving with a friend to Jasper National Park for some weeken=
d R&R with a car load of girls following us.  Basically we were all going t=
o party in a friends grandparents cabin for a weekend. On the highway eithe=
r just inside or outside the park we see a bunch of elk on the side of the =
road. Figured it'd be the perfect spot to pull over stretch the legs and dr=
ain the ol'lizard. So we walk towards the herd of elk to get at least a lit=
tle out of the headlights of the car of girls parked behind my pals truck. =
 It was a chilli fall night. We figure we might as well look at the beautif=
ul nature while relieving our selves. So naturally we turn face the elk whi=
p out our penises and let it flow. I remember steam coming up from the gras=
s. Then I remember one of the elk make a loud vocalization. Sort of like a =
deep "WOOOOOOOO!". And then  the herd all kind of quickly formed together i=
n a tidy tight pile (with the exception of the biggest one). Almost like so=
mething had startled them (hmn, wonder what?) I think I whispered somethin =
like "fucking rad." to my friend. Then that same biggest elk positioned its=
elf between us and the rest of the herd. Its side facing us. I remember bei=
ng amazed at how big it was. Easily by far the largest elk I'd ever seen (s=
till to this day). I remember thinking I thought only moose could get that =
big. It had huge antlers too. Then it lifted it's head and made that sound =
again, "WOOOOOOO!" I remember seeing it's breath. I thought "oh this must b=
e the leader". Impressive to say the least. This thing was maybe ten to fif=
teen  feet from us. I thought this giant bull was going to scurry the heard=
 off and we were going to have to finish our peeing with out the impressive=
 wildlife to view. But after that second loud vocalization. It turned and f=
aced us. Keep in mind this all happened pretty quickly and there's two guys=
 (one tall skinny guy, and one short little guy [me]) standing with our coc=
ks out still pissing away in his herds direction. At this point my friend w=
as still oblivious (and he was actually closer to the elk than I was). But =
when it faced us, then sort of ducked it's head down low and back up really=
 quickly and gave another loud belch I started to get the picture. I kind o=
f pinched it off so to speak. I thought "man, that things neck is sooooo th=
ick. It can fling those giant antlers around like nothing! I bet it could j=
ust toss me like 25' in the air." Then it stomped the ground with one of it=
's front hooves. I saw a bunch of dust float up and I didn't even bother to=
 put my dick away. I just ran behind the truck. My buddy ran around the fro=
nt of his truck. I just imagined it throwing me toward the woods and then c=
rushing my skull with those hooves. It was a BIG animal and we successfully=
 pissed it right off. Wouldn't have eaten me but could have killed me just =
as dead as an animal that would

The girls in the car behind his truck got a good laugh at me running scared=
 with my trouser snake on the loose, and my good friend had piss all over t=
he front of his pants. He confided in me and now I'm confiding in all of yo=
u. Hahaha.

I guess it was sort of nature and well on it's way to becoming dangerous. M=
oral of the story if there's a good time to piss in front of a herd of elk =
in Alberta, the fall is not one of those times.


"While a picture is worth a thousand words, a
sound is worth a thousand pictures." R. Murray Schafer via Bernie Krause.

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