See what you're missing, Klas? Every house in the US has security
personnel checking the integrity of our deer fencing. And we do feel
so very safe.
Bernie
>A while ago I got a 11 page questionnaire from a big American company which
>bought some dishes years ago. It was about my security against terrorism.
>This was my answer:
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>"No, sorry.
>I don't understand the questions. I don't know anything about C-TPAT/SUPPLY
>CHAIN SECURITY CERTIFICATION.
>I have never been asked such things before.
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>The questions are ridiculous considering the Telinga situation, locations
>and other things.
>I live alone in a house deep in the forest at the Swedish countryside. Me
>and my dog. No gates, fences, cameras or security personnel.
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>Take an example:
>Question:
>3. Are windows, gates and fences secured with locking devices?
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>Answer:
>We have windows, of course, but no gates or fences.
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>4. Does management or security personnel control the issuance of locks and
>keys?
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>Which management or security?? It's only me!
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>5. Is there security lighting for inside and outside the facility including
>entrances and
>exits, cargo handling and storage areas, fence lines and parking areas?
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>I have a little light by the side of my pathway from the workshop to the
>house...?
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>10. Are alarm systems and video surveillance cameras installed to monitor
>the premises
>and prevent unauthorized access to cargo handling and storage areas?
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>No, but I have a very nice dog barking....?
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>See?
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>Klas."
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>Today I got an answer:
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>"Klas,
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>That email was very funny! I have been laughing for weeks now.
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>I did check with my boss, and I do not need to get this questionnaire from
>you. Sorry for the inconvenience!
> Best Regards,
>xxxxx yyyyy"
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>There is hope for the world.
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>Klas.
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>"Microphones are not ears,
>Loudspeakers are not birds,
>A listening room is not nature."
>Klas Strandberg
>Yahoo! Groups Links
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