One can make one’s own cat bell
quite easily. You’ll need a 12 gallon drum with the top cut out and a steel
ball and pein hammer. Tippy–toe up on the puddy tat and slam the drum (the open
end of it, that is) over the cat so you got him trapped beneath. Now, while
holding drum in position with one hand, take hammer in other and proceed to
belt the BeJesus out of the drum for a good 5 minutes. When you release the
puddy tat he’s gonna walk funny on his way home like he’s had one cat nip too
many. Cruel? ... maybe, if you’re clumsy and hit your fingers with the hammer,
so be careful . When Brer Puddy Tat regains his hearing and equilibrium he
won’t come by your house no more for some considerable time. I hope you find
this advice of some assistance.
John K. Layton
Holt.
