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Tut... tut (?)

To: John Layton <>
Subject: Tut... tut (?)
From: Alberta Hayes <>
Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:57:01 +1100
I think if we were to take our cue from that most correct guide to life, 'The Simpsons'.
In one episode when the town is going to beat all the snakes to death in an annual festival, Lisa and Bart save them from their fate by aquiring very large speakers and asking Barry White to sing 'Can't get enough of your love' to the snakes. The snakes follow the bass and are not killed.
Someone in COG has to have a good sub-woofer... And a Barry White CD seeing a the man himself died a couple of years ago.
Alberta Hayes, Monash.  (T.V. Nerd)


On Thu, Jan 15, 2009 at 8:21 PM, John Layton <> wrote:
"Or even hiring some native beaters to go ahead of the group with big sticks"
 
Gee, I dunno if we should suggest this, particularly  in Canberra, the capital of Political correctness. Kinda brings up images of imperialism, Conrad's Heart of Darkness, and Uncles Tom & Remus.
Depending on wind direction and velocity, I suggest we call in a BUFF (B-52) strike and zap the area with Agent O.
 
John Layton. 

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