Already a candidate for worst pun of the year?
On 2 January 2015 at 16:05, Bill Stent <> wrote:
> That sort of pun always gets past the moderator.
>
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> On 02/01/2015, at 3:33 PM, Carl Clifford <> wrote:
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> > I received this from a friend in the UK. I am passing it on, as I don't
> see why I should suffer alone.
> >
> > You may not know that Colin had a distinguished career in the
> Intelligence services. One of his contacts was none other than James Bond
> and they met from time to time on a quiet bit of foreshore on The Wash to
> exchange information. On one such occasion, a small group of Knots were
> feeding out on the mud and, as you would expect, Colin told Bond what they
> were, and a little about their ecology and so forth. Suddenly, there was an
> audible "whoosh" as a stooping Peregrine came hurtling down ..... The
> falcon missed its strike, as the waders scattered in panic.
> > One bird, twisting and turning wildly, passed very close to the two
> men, and as it did so it defecated, leaving a white splurge across Colin's
> anorak.
> >
> > "Ah," said 007, " shaken Knot's turd!"
> >
> > Carl Clifford
> >
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