Jenny,
Have you tried aversion therapy? Perhaps 3 months on one of the Bass
Strait islands, in a small tent, on a diet of only pickled Mutton-bird
might help :-)
Cheers,
Carl Clifford
On 22/07/2011, at 10:49 AM, jenny spry wrote:
Hi all,
Yesterday was cold and wet in Melbourne so I spent the afternoon in an
email
conversation about birding with Kay Parkin from South Australia. She is
another pelagic tragic like myself. The following is put together from
the
content of that string of emails.
We have realised that we are both afflicted with a previously un-
described
condition suffered by some birders. It is called Pelagidipphobia
(pronounced
pelagi dip phobia). By definition it is the fear of dipping by missing a
pelagic boat trip. It also covers the associated fears of being in the
toilet or on the wrong side of the boat when the mega rarity flies
past. It
is a serious condition and I have actually seen a grown man nearly cry
when
he was in the toilet as a Cooks Petrel flew past the boat.
Pelagidipphobia
is often referred to simply as Dipitus.
Dipitus symptoms increase with long periods on dry land and include
heart
palpitations, increased sweating, nervousness, obsessive studying of
the BOM
Marine and Ocean website and, in extreme cases, a craving for the
taste of
salt water.
Some sufferers develop avoidance behaviors. These avoidance behaviors,
like
moving inland away from the ocean to Axedale in central Victoria, as
Marlene
did, can often have serious consequences, especially financial ones as
the
sufferer is forced to drive long distance to attend support meetings,
and
are not recommended.
The only true hope is to receive help and temporary relief at these
support
meetings. They are held around the country at places such as Port Fairy,
Eden, Eaglehawk, Southport etc. These support groups are known to work
and
Kay says “Yes, I used to hide in dark corners wearing wet weather gear
and
dark glasses. Now that I actively attend my support meetings I stand
proudly
in the open [deck] wearing wet weather gear and binoculars”.
Some people also feel that they can get some temporary relief by
reading a
paragraph or two of Onley or Harrison before bed. This is a contentious
theory and there are others who claim that this only inflames the
condition.
If you do not know the works of Onley and or Harrison you are lucky
and will
be unlikely to suffer from full-blown Pelagidipphobia.
Oh, and in case you are wondering therapists say there is no known
cure. All
that will help is extended periods of time at the edge of the shelf or
beyond with like-minded people and, of course, the care and
understanding of
friends.
I hope that Kay, Marlene and my coming out like this will give some
help to
others.
Cheers
Jenny
A PS for non-sufferers:
Derek Onley and Paul Scofield; Albatrosses, Petrels and Shearwaters of
the
World.
Peter Harrison; A field Guide to Seabirds of the World.
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