birdwatching jokes

To: Greg Little <>,
Subject: birdwatching jokes
From: brian fleming <>
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 13:43:19 +1000
On 1/10/2010 7:55 PM, Greg Little wrote:
Gooday birders

Thought you might like something on the lighter side of birding.

Two vultures were in the desert eating a dead clown. The first vulture asks
the second vulture: "Does this taste funny to you?"

How do you get down off an elephant? You don't! You get down off a duck.

Type "birdwatching jokes" into the Google, there is heaps more.

Greg Little

Many years ago a "Punch" cartoon showed a pair of wild geese beside a lake on a sunny day. In the background a burly birdwatcher was removing his coat. One goose says: "It's time we were heading north, Peter Scott's beginning to moult!"

Thelwell drew a group of birdwatchers by a lake patrolled by an aggressive Mute Swan. One birdo had his leg in a cast and was stelling the others: "Just one blow of its wing!"

Anthea Fleming

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