I thought the joke below might make some of you smile. This is from a
(non-birding, non-greenie) friend.
The head Greenie Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was responsible for getting
horses banned from National Parks & State Forests, was climbing a big tree
to have a look out over the forestry when a Tawny Frogmouth attacked her for
invading its nesting site.
In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many
splinters in the crotch of her designer shorts.
In considerable pain she rushed to the nearest doctor, told him she was an
environmentalist and how she got all the splinters.
The doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into the
examining room and he would see if he could help her. She waited for three
hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry woman demanded: "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her: "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks and
Wildlife Service, Rural Fire Service, and Conservation and Land Management
before I could remove old growth timber from a recreational area..... And I
am sorry but they turned me down."
Denise Lawungkurr Goodfellow
1/7 Songlark Street
BAKEWELL NT 0832
Ph. 61 08 89 328306
http://www.denisegoodfellow.com
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