For Pengwyn

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Subject: For Pengwyn
From: "Jon Wren" <>
Date: Mon, 7 Apr 2003 00:38:00 +1000
A chuckle to get the week started!
Jon Wren

          Subject: penguins
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil
pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the
He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town.
He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that
something cold would really hit the spot.
He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat.
Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little
After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the
mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've  blown
a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."

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