Since our last newsletter
we have decided that we should have a well known public figure as a patron.
We are reluctant to reveal the names of those who we have been
closely vetting for our public face but suffice to say that these
are highly respected, OK, respected, well put it this way, we
have been in contact with a number of people. Our first choice was a man,
lets call him, say, "Kevin" who to my knowledge, run a whole campaign on a
"Me Too!" slogan, guilty of plagiarism I hear you say? Oh well, doesn't not now a days.
He was, as he said " Too busy! " so we contacted a close colleague of
his, lets call her "Julia" and she unfortunately said, ( the now famous)
"Me Too!." This club, renown for its impartiality and unbiased
views, then contacted, lets just call him " Malcolm" and to be honest I think he
miss understood me, as when I said it was called the "Me Too" club, I
believe he thought I meant the "Me 2" club. He berated me saying that "he
could never be a number two" although I do believe that's the opinion of many
people who regard him as just that, anyway he then said that he would be
patron subject to a name change of "Me First" and him named as
CEO. It is now in the members domain and members views on this are now being sought and these will be
published, subject to editorial changes .
Ps - No Koels heard here as of yet . We had NUKE go
through the place.(No Unwanted Koels Extermination) "Just nuke em!" is
their catch phrase. They are highly recommended.