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FW: An Eagles Love Story

To: "'Denise Goodfellow'" <>, "'Birding Aus'" <>
Subject: FW: An Eagles Love Story
From: "Gregory Little" <>
Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2007 14:15:56 +1000
Denise

Have saved that into the "great jokes" folder.

Greg Little

-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Denise
Goodfellow
Sent: Wednesday, 17 October 2007 1:32 PM
To: Birding Aus
Subject: FW: An Eagles Love Story

I¹m sending this to draw flack away from Bill.  All complaints directed
to
me.
Denise

Did you know that eagles mate for life?  Well one day Harry the eagle
waited
at the nest for Mary his darling of 10 glorious years. After a while
when
she didn't return he went looking and found her. She had been shot.
Dead!

Harry was devastated. After about six minutes of mourning he decided
that he
must get himself another mate but since there weren't any lady eagles
available he'd have to cross the feather barrier. So he flew off to find
a
new mate.

He found a lovely dove and brought her back to the nest.  The sex was OK
but
all the dove would say is "I'm a DOVE,  I'm a DOVE and I want to make
love!"


 Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest
and
flew off once more to find a mate.

He found a very sexy loon and brought her back to the nest Again the sex
was
great but all the loon would say is, "I'm a LOON, I'm a LOON and I want
to
spoon!"     So out with the loon.


 Once more he flew off to find a mate.  This time he found a gorgeous
duck
and he brought the duck back to the nest.  Again the sex was great, but
all
the duck would say was.....

*
*
*
No, the duck didn't say THAT!!!!!  That's an awful thing to think!

*
*
*

The duck said, "I am a DRAKE, I'm a DRAKE and you made a MISTAKE !"



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