Sorry. Can't resist either.....
Similarly it was a barbecue, at Koala Park Pennant Hills Sydney about
'82.
I was eating a sausage sandwich & trying to protect it from an
aggressive emu by keeping my back to him....although I hadn't
identified him as a him at that stage.
Anyway his head would come around my left shoulder & as I would turn
away it would switch to my right, all the time banging his chest
against my back & snapping at my sausage sanga.
My wife & friends were doubling up with laughter at my predicament
until they finally pointed between my legs....yep, there was his long
thin erection.
In shock I bounded away behind the girls whose laughter turned to
shrieks as the emu tried to follow that sausage sanga.
Chris Charles
On 08/08/2006, at 8:59 PM, Syd Curtis wrote:
Sorry. Can't resist.
Years ago I'd just got the barbecue going on the picnic ground at
Millstream
Falls on the Atherton Tableland. Was sitting at the picnic table
sorting
the steak, when my wife called, "Look out! There's a Kookaburra."
I extended both arms over the table, but to no avail. The kooka
shot under
my left elbow, grabbed a steak, flew up to a branch about 20 m away
and
proceeded to tenderise the steak - to the obvious amusement of some
other
Park visitors.
Ignorant (expletive deleted) kookaburra! It was best steak; didn't
need
tenderising.
Syd
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