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Subject: birding-aus just joking
From: Goodfellow <>
Date: Mon, 25 Oct 99 11:26:14 +0930
Courtesy of an American friend.

> While Bill, Hillary and Chelsea were vacationing in Wyoming the
housekeeper
>was tasked with looking after their pet parrot. They hadn't been gone for
>more than a couple of days when the parrot was found dead in the bottom of
>it's cage. The housekeeper set out to find a replacement bird and visited
>nearly every pet store in Washington.
> After several hours of looking, she came across an exact
> duplicate of the bird. As she purchased the parrot, the
> shop owner cautioned her that the bird had previously be
> owned by a Madam and had lived for several years in a house
> of ill-repute.
> The housekeeper said that no one would ever know and took the bird back to
>the White House.
> The morning after the Clintons' return to the White House, Chelsea walked
>through the room and the bird said, "Too young."
> A little later Hillary came into the room and the bird responded with,
"Too
>old."
> That afternoon the President entered the room and the bird said, "HI
BILL!"
>---

Denise
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